Halloween is almost here and what better way to celebrate than with a spooky joke. What do you call a fat jack-o’-lantern? Read on for the punchline.
With their question-and-answer format and simple answers, dad jokes never fail to entertain no matter your age and this one is a real crowd-pleaser.
What do you call a fat jack-o’-lantern?
So, what do you call a fat jack-o’-lantern?
The answer is…
So funny.
Dad joke makes Twitter giggle
The joke has been circling Twitter for years and never fails to put a smile on people’s faces.
One person wrote: “That’s a horribly bad good joke.”
“I laughed so hard,” said another.
A third person added: “One of the best.”
“So funny,” someone else tweeted.
Find out what you call two witches sharing an apartment next!
More funny Halloween dad jokes
Here are some more brilliant Halloween dad jokes to keep you entertained for the whole of October…
- When do cows turn into werewolves? During the full moooooon.
- How many real vampires are there? None. Unless you count Dracula.
- Did you hear about the gloomy jack-o’-lantern? It needed to lighten up.
- Who’s in charge of the candy corn? The kernel.
- Why do witches wear name tags? To tell which witch is which.
- What did the ghost say when it fell down? I got a boo-boo.
- Where do spiders do their Halloween shopping? On the web.
- What’s a mummy’s favorite genre of music? Wrap.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream sandwich.
- Why did the ghost quit his job? They kept making him work the graveyard shift.
- How did Dracula learn to be a vampire? He took a crash corpse.
- Why do cemeteries have waiting lists? Because everyone’s dying to get in.
- What did one skeleton say to the other? I’ve got a bone to pick with you.
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