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What do you call a single vampire? Silly Halloween joke is fang-tastic
Halloween dad jokes are amusing everyone right now and here’s one that will crack you up. What do you call a single vampire? Read on for the punchline.
It’s one of many spooktacular gags taking over social media, like ‘How do you fix a broken pumpkin?’ and ‘What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?’.
What do you call a single vampire?
So, what do you call a single vampire?
Wait for it…
So funny!
Another funny vampire joke
If you loved that one, here’s another vampire dad joke.
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The answer is…
More fang-tastic Halloween dad jokes
These Halloween dad jokes will keep you entertained right up until October 31…
- How do vampires get around on Halloween? On blood vessels.
- What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred? Spook-tacles.
- What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to prom? He had no body to go with.
- Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare.
- What did the bird say on Halloween? Twick or tweet.
- What do you call two witches sharing an apartment? Broommates.
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
- Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
- How do ghosts search the web? They use ghoul-gle.
- What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween? A night mare.
- What do demons eat for breakfast? Deviled eggs.
- What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your house? A poultry-geist.
- What do witches use on their hair? Scare-spray.
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