Halloween is almost here and this spooky dad will make you giggle. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? Read on to find out.
With their question-and-answer format and simple punchlines, dad jokes never fail to entertain and this is one that the whole family will enjoy.
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
So, what do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
The answer is…
So funny!
Halloween dad joke cracks up Twitter
The Halloween joke is making people laugh on Twitter.
One person wrote: “I love it.”
“Omg I can’t stop laughing,” said another.
A third person added: “Nice one!”
“That sure made me chuckle,” someone else tweeted.
If you loved that one, here’s another spooktacular joke. What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
More funny witch dad jokes
There are enough dad jokes about witches here to keep you entertained right until October 31…
- Why do witches stay in 5-star hotels? Because of the excellent broom service!
- What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
- What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
- What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? Get a broom!
- What’s a witch’s favorite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
- How does a witch style her hair? With scare spray.
- What do you call a witch with a rash? An itchy-witchy.
- How did the witch get around when her broomstick broke? She witch-hiked.
- What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch.
- Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook? It was written in curse-ive.
- What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.
- What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future? Witchful thinking.
- What happens to witches who break the school rules? They get ex-spelled.
- What do witches’ cats like to have for breakfast? Mice crispies.
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