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What do you call two ducks and a cow? Silly dad joke will make you giggle
Here’s a dad joke that will put a smile on your face today. What do you call two ducks and a cow? Read on for the funny punchline.
It’s one of many hilarious gags taking over social media. The silly puns never fail to amuse, and this one is totally brilliant…
What do you call two ducks and a cow?
So, what do you call two ducks and a cow?
The answer is…
So funny!
Another funny duck joke
If you loved that one, this will make you giggle too.
How does a duck fart?
Wait for it…
That’s definitely one to ask your friends later.
Find out why ducks have feathers next, or what you call a cow with a twitch!
More brilliant dad jokes
Still not bored? Here are loads more quackin’ duck jokes…
- Where do ducks go when they are sick? The ducktor’s office.
- What’s a duck’s favorite taco topping? Quackamole!
- What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn.
- What do ducks carry their school books in? Quack-packs.
- Why don’t ducks like reading directions? They prefer to wing it.
- What’s a duck’s favorite vegetable? Eggplant.
- What do ducks use to fix things around the house? Duck tape.
- What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-sedo.
- What’s a duck’s favorite ballet? The Nutquacker.
- What state do ducks live in? Duckota.
- Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
- Why did the duck go to the bank? She wanted to get more bills.
- Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
- What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.
- What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber ducky.
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